May 17, 2018 Pull Back May 17, 2018/ Bennett Miller The title to this comic might be the worst joke I've ever made. If you don't get it, good.
May 02, 2018 Lost Patch May 02, 2018/ Bennett Miller Fun Fact: This comic was named "Eye Patch" until I remembered that I named a comic that only one week ago.
April 30, 2018 Emotional Roller Coaster April 30, 2018/ Bennett Miller The guy then decided to use screams and then Monsters Inc happened.
April 24, 2018 The Cliff April 24, 2018/ Bennett Miller It was actually a pretty impressive scene. He went crazy on all those people.
April 20, 2018 Patateman vs The Thing April 20, 2018/ Bennett Miller Patateman just kinda wanders around asking every inanimate object that. He gets in a lot of fights.
April 03, 2018 Mother Dearest April 03, 2018/ Bennett Miller I want to be perfectly clear that my mom is great. This is just a joke, Mom. Please don't kill me.
March 28, 2018 Sacrifice March 28, 2018/ Bennett Miller It was their therapist that suggested taking a vacation, so maybe not.
March 19, 2018 Crowd Source March 19, 2018/ Bennett Miller My writers refused to give me any more ideas until I released this one. It is completely false though.
March 08, 2018 Ski Week: Easy Street March 08, 2018/ Bennett Miller This is based on a true story. From the future when I take my son skiing.
February 28, 2018 Hot Stuff February 28, 2018/ Bennett Miller But VY Canis Majoris gets all designer clothes! Well VY Canis Majoris is better than you.
February 23, 2018 Patateman: The Riddle Master February 23, 2018/ Bennett Miller To cover their butt quacks. That's the answer to the riddle. You're welcome.
February 21, 2018 TA-DA February 21, 2018/ Bennett Miller Well in his last show, he killed- I mean "disappeared" thirty people, so he isn't going to fill houses any time soon.
February 19, 2018 Having A Catch February 19, 2018/ Bennett Miller I guess some fathers are just dedicated to mentally scarring their kids. Happy birthday, Dad!
February 16, 2018 Patateman: The Fry Crook February 16, 2018/ Bennett Miller To be honest, I worked backwards from the name Fry Crook on this one.
February 09, 2018 Patateman: The Penguin February 09, 2018/ Bennett Miller That guy with two faces was just like 10 feet to the right.
February 05, 2018 Surprise Party February 05, 2018/ Bennett Miller I know what you're thinking. And yes. Dave died from a heart attack from being too happy.
February 02, 2018 Patateman: Circle of Life February 02, 2018/ Bennett Miller In bulk is typically how Fries are purchased. At least in groups of 15 or more.