May 01, 2018 Gong May 01, 2018/ Bennett Miller This is why I give all of my gladiator prisoners physicals.
April 24, 2018 The Cliff April 24, 2018/ Bennett Miller It was actually a pretty impressive scene. He went crazy on all those people.
April 18, 2018 Say Cheese April 18, 2018/ Bennett Miller It's probably just safer to never have your picture taken.
April 10, 2018 Flameo, Hotman April 10, 2018/ Bennett Miller If you get the reference from the title, I'm not saying you're cool, but you could keep mayonnaise from spoiling over a long car trip.
March 29, 2018 Bu Dum Tss March 29, 2018/ Bennett Miller No, Jimmy is not doing the splits while standing on top of his drum. That's just how drums look.
March 28, 2018 Sacrifice March 28, 2018/ Bennett Miller It was their therapist that suggested taking a vacation, so maybe not.
March 27, 2018 Devil's in the Details March 27, 2018/ Bennett Miller Hell for the Devil is just dealing with Dennis.
March 26, 2018 The Bear and The Squirrel March 26, 2018/ Bennett Miller The first 20 Symbiosis in Natures are mostly about squirrels getting eaten. Stupid squirrels.
March 16, 2018 Patateman: St. Patrick March 16, 2018/ Bennett Miller St. Patrick is a far superior superhero than Patateman.
March 13, 2018 Stakes and Stones March 13, 2018/ Bennett Miller Watch your words, kids. Or you and your friend will die.
March 07, 2018 Ski Week: Hitting the Slopes March 07, 2018/ Bennett Miller Bill is me whenever I show my coworkers my comics. Including the negligence leading to death.
February 28, 2018 Hot Stuff February 28, 2018/ Bennett Miller But VY Canis Majoris gets all designer clothes! Well VY Canis Majoris is better than you.
February 26, 2018 Detective Story February 26, 2018/ Bennett Miller That is a fake moustache. You don't have to get jealous.
February 15, 2018 Salty February 15, 2018/ Bennett Miller There's nothing weird about two people enjoying a dinner composed of nothing but salt. I assure you.
February 09, 2018 Patateman: The Penguin February 09, 2018/ Bennett Miller That guy with two faces was just like 10 feet to the right.
February 07, 2018 Shooting Star February 07, 2018/ Bennett Miller It was a shooting star. There's just no such thing as a wish come true. Sorry, kids.
February 06, 2018 Honour February 06, 2018/ Bennett Miller Death doesn't always hurt like a sword. That is getting pretty rare these days.
February 05, 2018 Surprise Party February 05, 2018/ Bennett Miller I know what you're thinking. And yes. Dave died from a heart attack from being too happy.